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The Jonah Gallery
Back in highschool, in German class, another classmate and I got into a tradition of making snapchat edits of our friend, Jonah, to pass time during class. It ended up becoming a competition to see who can make the better Snapchat edit, and the submissions would be judged by Jonah himself. We ended up making…
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Chicken Facts
Fun fact about chickens: they are my favorite animal! I think I’m going to dedicate this page to fun facts about chickens. But rather than just list a bunch of fun facts anyone can just find on Google, they’re going to be a little bit more obscure, things I found on my own by random.…
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Zelda Wallet Theory
I remember a while back reading a Twitter text post by Mikel Jollett who said “Ok how about this: No more billionaires. None. After you reach $999 million, every red cent goes to schools and healthcare. You get a trophy that says, ‘I won capitalism’ and we name a dog park after you.” While this…
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Tien the Crane Fly
This is the story of the only roommate I ever likedThe bathroom at my parent’s house has terrible insulation. So when it gets cold, the edges of the window would freeze over with a thick layer of ice. This one particular time, the ice seemed to have claimed the life of a three legged crane fly.…
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Decision Paralysis
You know what I realized about living alone? My decision paralysis is getting worse. Like a lot worse. I can’t think. I have too much time but at the same time not enough time. It’s not like when I was at school where at least I can focus all my priorities on schoolwork. I can’t finish…
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Mystery of the Mandrill in Journey to the West
So in Journey to the West there’s basically four crazy powerful celestial primates that do not belong under any of the classical categorizations of gods, spirits, demons or mortals. They are the: The Stone Monkey of Luminous Wisdom The Red-Buttocked Horse Monkey The Long Armed Gibbon The Six Eared Macaque They each have a unique…
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Pittsburgh Library Review
Libraries are one of the most fascinating places to me because they are buildings full of written works that you can just view and utilize for free. As you all may know, I’m a huge fan of the concept of the distribution and preservation of knowledge. And libraries are sacred in a way, since they…
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About Comedy
Humor and comedy are hard to define in an objective way. Everyone finds different things funny and have different thresholds for what they consider to be funny. But I believe there are several core elements that contribute to the comedic aspect of a joke, situation, or circumstance. In this essay I will lay out these…
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