Binder Clip Scorpion
The ramblings of a lunatic
Oh Hi there! My name is Alex! Welcome to my website! Click here for a general introduction to the website (boring) or here for a quick about me page (*yawn get to the good stuff)
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Some recent posts:
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This conversation had a lot more legs than I thought it would
A while back I was at a friend’s house and I thought of a question that would soon become the topic of conversation for the next hour or so: “Would you rather have 1 million dollars, or the power to make anyone shit themselves on command?” I don’t know exactly why this popped into my…
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This may be an undercooked thought
A while back I wrote an article discussing the question of whether you can find your phone number within pi. Just to summarize real quick, we do not currently have a proof that pi is a “normal number” and thus cannot definitively say that pi contains all finite sequences. So the only way to currently…
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Got lost. Then hunted by goats
Friend and I went hunting for railroad spikes the other day. We kinda got lost. Not my fault tho, I was using a very reliable navigation device. Her phone died It got dark and we ran into this sign. It’s a miracle we survived the night
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Go Piss Girl
I was recently reminded of this meme while watching a video from a popular mug salesman. I forget the exact context of why this was brought up, but it made me realize there were two possible interpretations of the phrase “go piss girl” in a vacuum. One interpretation of the phrase is to instruct someone…
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Every Pen I Stole at Modex 2026
I recently returned from Modex 2026, the supply chain and logistics trade show in Atlanta. In addition to being able to visit the booths and exhibitions of various companies, I also had the pleasure of partaking in the age-old tradition of getting tons of free stuff. I made it my mission to steal I mean…
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Does 0.9999… = 1 make sense in respect to other base numerical systems?
The other day I was thinking about how 0.99999 repeating is equivalent to the number 1. Which suddenly got me wondering, how can this actually be true? 0.999… is only a representation of the closest we can get to the integer one using the symbols available to us in base ten (decimal counting system). Because…