When it comes to finances, there are three major types of Asians
Type 1 Asian: Knows a good bargain, always looking for a good deal
- Buys things just because they are on sale
- Even if they don’t need it
- The type to do toilet paper math to see which product will toilet paper gives most number of wipes per dollar
Type 2 Asian: Cheapskate, save money at all costs
- “Wear glow in dark clothing. Save money on electricity”
- Steals toilet paper from public restrooms
- Dad-levels of not touching thermometer
Type 3 Asian: The show-off, ludicrous spending just to flex
- Buys Mercedes but doesn’t even have driver’s license yet
- “keep the change”
- Always flies first class

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