Types of Asians

When it comes to finances, there are three major types of Asians

Type 1 Asian: Knows a good bargain, always looking for a good deal

  • Buys things just because they are on sale
  • Even if they don’t need it
  • The type to do toilet paper math to see which product will toilet paper gives most number of wipes per dollar

Type 2 Asian: Cheapskate, save money at all costs

  • “Wear glow in dark clothing. Save money on electricity”
  • Steals toilet paper from public restrooms
  • Dad-levels of not touching thermometer

Type 3 Asian: The show-off, ludicrous spending just to flex

  • Buys Mercedes but doesn’t even have driver’s license yet
  • “keep the change”
  • Always flies first class

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  1. […] “There must be ready-made weapons around here. But going down there to buy a few pieces from them is not as good a bargain as acquiring them by magic” From this we can tell Sun Wukong is a type 1 Asian (refer to Asian Financial Type Chart)  […]

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